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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:39
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How were cows used in ancient India?
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Which race of women are the hottest?
No go.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading